Monday, August 27, 2007

How to convert a ATHEIST! MUST F***ING SEE THIS!!!!

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Upload Time: 07-08-16 11:17:48
User: ChrisACD
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THIS HAS TO BE THE MOST INTELLIGENT CHRISTIAN OF THEM ALL. THE ABSOLUTE BEST COMEDY EVER MADE.

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THExBENJ ::: Favorites
That's no Christian...lmao
07-08-26 22:00:19
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oOL19Oo ::: Favorites
as i forgot my password, i set up a new account =)
07-08-26 05:44:58
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trigunner87 ::: Favorites
ah ok.
07-08-26 11:28:49
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ReductioAdAbsurdum ::: Favorites
"ok, so you can prove god exists through the bible... but then you have to prove the bible is true..." No, you don't get it. We know the Bible is true because God wrote it and God doesn't lie. Duh! How do we know God write the Bible? The Bible says so. And since God wrote it and he doesn't lie... well... you know.
07-08-23 20:08:37
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oOL19Oo ::: Favorites
no... YOU dont get it. READ THIS CAREFULLY... To Prove That god Exists You Have To 1. Actually PROVE 'god' exists 2. PROVE the bible is even true 3. I can already hear you saying "The bible's true cos god said so" then refer yourself to question 1. See now why you're all fucked? maybe you should read up on the tea-pot theory which i found on youtube... or look up dendrophillian also on youtube :)
07-08-26 05:51:26
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ReductioAdAbsurdum ::: Favorites
"no... YOU dont get it. READ THIS CAREFULLY..." No, <i>you</i> don't get it. READ THIS CAREFULLY... Learn to detect sarcasm.
07-08-26 06:06:16
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oOL19Oo ::: Favorites
Kinda hard as i can't hear the tone in your typing??? hmm...
07-08-26 06:08:10
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ReductioAdAbsurdum ::: Favorites
If the ludicrousness of the first paragraph didn't make it self-evident, the second paragraph where I make the paradox explicit should have. *shrug* Ironic that I have to explain this, given that the video we're commenting on uses sarcasm with the same straight-faced presentation.
07-08-26 06:11:46
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oOL19Oo ::: Favorites
heh semantics... i'm not getting into it. ... [sigh] christians suck.
07-08-26 06:15:08
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ReductioAdAbsurdum ::: Favorites
"... [sigh] christians suck." Let's hope that's not referring to me. Given that (1) I posted a sarcastic remark at Christian's expense, (2) post two additional comments explaining it to you, if you <i>still</i> don't know where I stand on this, you've official failed the IQ test.
07-08-26 06:21:07
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oOL19Oo ::: Favorites
no i clicked a while back. I comprehended your sarcasm with your clever use of italics, well done. mission accomplished. also I was refering to christians as a whole, notice it's a plural? they all can suck my left ovary. ... and when the fuck did I agree to an IQ test??
07-08-26 06:24:53
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ReductioAdAbsurdum ::: Favorites
"they all can suck my left ovary" We can agree in that. "... and when the fuck did I agree to an IQ test??" When you read my comment. Notice how in the video, the speaker does not use a tone of voice that indicates sarcasm. He plays it completely straight and allows the absurdity of what he's saying to speak for itself. I thought I was doing the same thing. *shrug*
07-08-26 07:31:30
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RadoslavBozic ::: Favorites
Great work, great sarcasm! The bible is just a bunch of fairytales! Religions are just something humans thought of because they couldn't understand world around them! I can't believe that some people don't understand that this is all sarcasm!!!!!
07-08-23 16:48:39
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Visfen ::: Favorites
lol, hilarious. I love the arrows pointing "God created the bible who said he exists, checkmate"
07-08-23 11:20:20
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BobTKaye ::: Favorites
Superb vid. Really well thought out.
07-08-23 09:27:10
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JeffersonPaine ::: Favorites
awesome
07-08-22 23:52:03
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vanity900 ::: Favorites
cool then we can tare off some bald guys nose and call him "he who must not be named" and he can be like jesus, but evil jesus.
07-08-22 18:28:09
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mezaros ::: Favorites
Don't give me that mumbo jumbo about atoms, you can't even see them, them scientists is so stupid wasting money on that LHC particle collider to better understand the point of singularity, GOD already told us he meades it, so he did, I say, GOD said it, I believe it, that does it, You all is going to hell :) Praise Mithra I mean Jesus.
07-08-22 16:36:52
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mezaros ::: Favorites
Damn straight! the bible is the word that has stood the test of time, I mean surely its true it says so! Scientists don't know what their talking about, speed of light, atoms, fossils, give me a break its all mumbo jumbo, check out Kent Hovinds videos, he has a degree in all areas of science :) ROFL. BTW Lord of the rings is also true, great FRODO was sent on a journey to pay for our sins.
07-08-22 16:34:02
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borris79 ::: Favorites
Wonderful use of sarcasm
07-08-22 13:36:21
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